Getting to know Ralphy

I'm Jakki. I'm 30. I have a beautiful baby boy called Ralph!
I am terrible at blogging and struggle to find the time to post but I will get better.
I'll probs just be posting about Ralphy and food, my upcoming wedding and possibly weight loss. Exciting, right?

My child is insane! I just don’t know what this is?? ♡

Dinnertime!  It’s like butter wouldn’t melt, yet 2 mins earlier he was smushing a mostly chewed dairylea sandwich into my face and laughing!!

Katy Perry!!!! ♡ (at Phones 4u Arena, Manchester)

pleatedjeans:

deathbulge
hilaroar:

inflictingfandom:

inkandash:

fancyfranzy:

gildatheplant:

bobbyandjackieandjack:

You see that?  The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie.  NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY

Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.

Why do I find this picture so funny?

WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …

I almost scrolled past this because I thought it was just a regular family snap.

THE CORGIIIIIIIIIS


Why does it seem like no one knows this is fake?

hilaroar:

inflictingfandom:

inkandash:

fancyfranzy:

gildatheplant:

bobbyandjackieandjack:

You see that?  The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie.  NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY

Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.

Why do I find this picture so funny?

WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …

I almost scrolled past this because I thought it was just a regular family snap.

THE CORGIIIIIIIIIS

Why does it seem like no one knows this is fake?

(Source: mikerowavables, via meandlittlemiss)

kelliechrist:

reblog if you’re a mom, dad, baby, pregnant, ttc, or parenting blog?  I want to follow you all! I don’t really care about parenting styles, I am aware that everyone has their own opinion about things!

enchanting-eisley:

enchanting-eisley:

courtorderedcake:

enchanting-eisley:

Guys, if you could click the picture above & “like” the photo once you get to the website, you would help me win a new bike!!! (which would help me SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA)you can also click here if you are on mobile
(just to clarify.. you have to click on the photo itself, then click “like” underneath the picture when the new window pops up. it isn’t a contest run through tumblr, its through my university so you have to like it on the page that pops up)Reblogging this post would also help me a bunch!
I will promo every single person who does this for me, regardless of if you follow me or not! :) Please, it takes literally less than 10 seconds,you don’t even have to sign up for anything!Just hit the “like” button, after you click the photo above :D
"I am fearless because, despite my unexpected bundle of joy named Eisley, I have continued to pursue my degree at PSU while also working fulltime! #FearlessPSU"

Pretty please go and like, and reblog!
She’s super nice and totally deserves this. :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

If you know anything about Portland, then you know how handy it is to have a bicycle for transportation. My family could benefit from this so much..
I am already up to 218 likes IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS! If I’m able to keep this up, there is actually a really good chance that I could win! You would be helping me out SO much if you could click the photo above & hit the “like” button on that page, or even reblog this for me! I am still doing promos for everyone who does this & sends me a message letting me know.You don’t have to give any info or sign up for anything. Literally just click 1 button :) Takes less than 10 seconds, and it would help me more than you could ever know!

enchanting-eisley:

enchanting-eisley:

courtorderedcake:

enchanting-eisley:

Guys, if you could click the picture above & “like” the photo once you get to the website, you would help me win a new bike!!!
(which would help me SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA)
you can also click here if you are on mobile


(just to clarify.. you have to click on the photo itself, then click “like” underneath the picture when the new window pops up. it isn’t a contest run through tumblr, its through my university so you have to like it on the page that pops up)

Reblogging this post would also help me a bunch!


I will promo every single person who does this for me, regardless of if you follow me or not! :)
Please, it takes literally less than 10 seconds,
you don’t even have to sign up for anything!
Just hit the “like” button, after you click the photo above :D

"I am fearless because, despite my unexpected bundle of joy named Eisley, I have continued to pursue my degree at PSU while also working fulltime! #FearlessPSU"

Pretty please go and like, and reblog!

She’s super nice and totally deserves this. :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

If you know anything about Portland, then you know how handy it is to have a bicycle for transportation. My family could benefit from this so much..

I am already up to 218 likes IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS! If I’m able to keep this up, there is actually a really good chance that I could win! You would be helping me out SO much if you could click the photo above & hit the “like” button on that page, or even reblog this for me! I am still doing promos for everyone who does this & sends me a message letting me know.

You don’t have to give any info or sign up for anything. Literally just click 1 button :) Takes less than 10 seconds, and it would help me more than you could ever know!

(Source: enchantingeisley, via cupc4kemommy-deactivated2014081)

megustamemes:

[illustrated by nripperger]

(via wilwheaton)

pleatedjeans:

how’s the office job?

I am SO looking forward to going back to work!

pleatedjeans:

how’s the office job?

I am SO looking forward to going back to work!

photoshopwilwheaton:

Wil Drogo is not pleased.

photoshopwilwheaton:

Wil Drogo is not pleased.

I REALLY want to dye my hair all kinds of crazy rainbow colours but I can’t because I also really want it to be natural when we get married!

First world problems!

So my niece posted this on instagram the other day and I am completely traumatised by the comment she made underneath! She’s 15 years old and it scares me to think she has genuinely never seen a guy “accept” a girl like this!? Shocking! I think a chat over dinner may be needed!